Mariah Carey was spotted shooting a video for her next single, H.A.T.E.U, in Malibu, California, last week. The 40-year-old flaunted her figure in a revealing satin swimsuit with plunging neckline as she pranced around on the beach.
Sweetie, I haven't been a virgin since I don't know when...
OHH...
SLURRP... SMACK... SLITHER... SQULICK...
Posted on 7:45 PM
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A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.
The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin.
He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
'The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each.' So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents.
While the husband was out, a Black thief came into the room.The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing.
The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the husband re ache d the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Without a warning, he jumped onto her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic and she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up, he asked the father. 'Papa, why am I Black and you are White?'
The father shouted 'You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!'……….
Hahahaha ...
